NOT YOUR FRIEND IF

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to think before you speak to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to say sorry for everything that you don't do!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you have to ask me for favors!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you think i would not be curious to know your new philosophy of life!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF.....
you go by what i say and do not understand what i don't say!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..
you think that listening to your dreams would put me to sleep!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..
you think that seeing you in pain, would not bring a tear to me!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..
you think I do not remember the first time we met!

I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF..
you don't see the thousand ways I try to make you happy..!!