Khatarnaak PJ's!!!

2 persons are sitting in front of each other. 1st one yawns.......
then 2nd one yawns.......
whats their relation???????


YAWN-SAMBANDH!!!!

What's the volume of a guy who just lost his memory?

1/3*pi*r^2*h....

why?

cause he repeats...

"main cone(kaun) hun?"

WHEN LION ROARS LOUDLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN????

?????GUESS




????GUESS HARDER




NO GUESS???




TOM & JERRY STARTS......

Why did ramu throw butter from the window???

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he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!

What did the priest say when the village got flooded?


God DAM it

What do they call LISA RAY's dad???
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guess???
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.BAAP RAY!!!!
AND HER GRAND PA??????
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BAAP RAY BAAP!!!!!

Which is the fruit, which if lies down, turns into non-veg.
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A. Mango. when it lies down, it is called 'aam-late'...

Koi bachhi agar Kg pass karke niklegi to wo kya bolegi?
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Kg kiya re..
Kg kiya re..





Once the parrot stepped on the elephant n the elephant died...
how come...
guess...


coz...
the elephant's name was parrot n the parrot's name waz elephant...







Once there is a couple sittin on the stairs and gazing into each others eyes!! suddenly they find themselves in the middle of the desert. why???
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Ans:- Aakhon hi aakhon me ishara ho gaya .... baithe baithe JEENE ka SAHARA ho gaya!!!