Rules Men wish Women knew

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
   
   
2. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
   
   
3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
   
   
4. If you ask a question, and want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
   
   
5. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
   
   
6. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
   
   
7. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
   
   
8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
   
   
9. You have enough clothes.
   
   
10. You have too many shoes.
    
    
11. Crying is blackmail.
    
    
12. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work.Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
    
    
13. No, we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
    
    
14. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
    
    
15. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
    
    
16. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
    
    
17. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
    
    
18. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    
    
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
    
    
20. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
    
    
21. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
    
    
22. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
    
    
23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
    
    
24. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/ basement.
    
    
25. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
    
    
26. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Silence........Good One

Hi Friends,

Have you ever experienced a moment in your life when you just ran out of words and you go...
s i l e n t ???



Let me assist you in recalling...

... the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards independence.

.... the moment when the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you!

You don't say anything.. you just smile back..

.... the moment when you get better marks than you expected... those "numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"...

.... the moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast...

.... the moment after the HR manager has just called you and told you,"You are through! Congrats!"

.... the moment when you sit alone in your room after having told everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!!

You can go on remembering your "special" moments!




I had always wondered why I never said anything to myself at those moments.. as if it was "understood"... happiness, joy, pain.. all feelings just flowed ceaselessly in the 'years' that passed in those flash moments!

They say.. the best way to communicate is through "silence".



Love. Joy. Grief. Surprise. Anger. Hope. Expectations. Support.



Non-cooperation...



Can you imagine the importance of a silent moment in a song??



When Bryan Adams stops for a while along with music, before he goes on in his husky voice...



... Please forgive me. I can't stop loving you!




Ever had those moments when you thought you were tired
enough that you reach for your bed after dinner.. but find yourself wide awake looking at the roof of your room silently...

But you sure are 'thinking'... those moments of self-talk are the most important in our lives. Those moments when we listen to our own hearts! Those promises... those decisions... those are the moments when we make our destinies!



Next time you go silent... listen carefully to what your heart is saying.. listen to its joy...listen to its pain..
listen to its fears.. listen to its desires..












Don't make it shut up and go off to sleep...


LISTEN TO THAT VOICE and ACCEPT EVERYTHING IT SAYS!



That voice alone can lead you to the abode of peace that your lacks... peace that awaits
you!

Award winning cartoons

Suicide Senario:

Terrorism (That is the flag of peace):

Humanity(Modern):

Leader:

LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free birds)

Population:

Poverty:

Difference between "SOMEONE U LOVE" AND "SOMEONE U LIKE"

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SOMEONE U LOVE" AND "SOMEONE U LIKE"

• In front of the person u love, ur heart beats faster. But in front of the person u like, u get happy.

• In front of a person u love, winter seems like a spring. But in front of a person u like, winter is just a beautiful winter.

• If u look into the eyes of the one u love, u blush. But if u look into the eyes of the one u like, u smile.

• In front of a person u love, u can't say anything on ur mind. But in front of a person u like, u can.

• In front of the one u love, u tend to get shy. But in front of the one u like, u can show ur own self.

• U can't look straight into the eyes of the one u love. But u can always smile into the eyes of the one u like.

• When the one u love is crying, u cry with him. But when the one u like is crying, u end up comforting him.

• The feeling of love starts from the eye. But the feeling of liking starts from the ear.So if u stop liking a person u used to like, all uneed to do is close ur ears.
  

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Discover the 90/10 Principle

Discover the 90/10 Principle.

What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react.

What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us.

We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic.

We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%.

How? By your reaction.

You cannot control a red light. But you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example.

You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened.

What happens next will be determined by how you react.

You curse.

You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus.

Your spouse must leave immediately for work. You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit.

After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home.

When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.

Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning.

Why did you have a bad day?
A) Did the coffee cause it?
B) Did your daughter cause it?
C) Did the policeman cause it?
D) Did you cause it?

The answer is "D".

You had no control over what happened with the coffee. How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "Its ok honey, you just need to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference?

Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different.

Why?

Because of how you REACTED.

You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you!

React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off) Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them?

WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive?

Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it.

You are told you lost your job.

Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take outpour frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on.

Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse..

Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.

The result?

Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.

It CAN change your life!!!

Falling hair and dandruff solution

Falling hair

• Soak methi (fenugreek) seeds and curry leaves in coconut oil, overnight. Next morning warm it a little and massage it on to your scalp. The massage should be gentle, yet it should leave your scalp tingling. Rinse off with a herbal shampoo. Alternatively you could rinse it with the juice of crushed red hibiscus leaves. Follow this regularly for best results. It will keep your scalp healthy and prevent hair fall.

• Mix as per your hair length, castor oil, olive oil and coconut oil in equal measures. Warm and massage on to your scalp. This will arrest hair fall and promote hair growth.
  

• Boil dried pieces of amla in coconut oil. After it cools, mix in a few drops of lemon juice and massage on to scalp. This will stop hair loss and also help in hair growth.
  

• If you can tolerate the smell of mustard oil here’s a remedy. Boil mustard oil and while it is boiling, keep adding fresh henna, basil and curry leaves to it. After the leaves are burnt black, switch off the gas. Cool, strain and use twice to thrice a week for best results.
  

• Extract the milk of freshly grated coconut. Apply it to your scalp and wash it off with the hibiscus leaf extract mentioned above. Coconut milk is a great of nourishment for your scalp. Coconut milk can be applied to infants’ scalp too.

Dandruff

• Prepare this hair pack and apply regularly on a weekly basis to prevent dandruff as well as hair loss. In a bowl of warm coconut oil, quantity as per your hair length, add an egg with the yolk and a tbsp of lemon juice. Blend well and massage on scalp. Rinse off with a mild shampoo.

• Prepare an extract of aloe vera gel. Add lime juice to it and apply to your scalp. Rinse well with cool water. Warm coconut oil and add lemon juice to it. Massage on to your scalp and cover it with a hot, moist towel. Wash with mild shampoo after an hour. Follow this practise regularly till you see results.
  

• Add a tbsp of vinegar to warm coconut oil and massage on to your scalp. Rinse off after an hour. After which apply a solution of water and lemon juice to your scalp. Leave it for 10 minutes and rinse off with cold water. It will leave your hair squeaky clean, shiny and if done regularly free you from dandruff.